1. I know my tongue would probably wither away from freezer burn, but I’d like to suck those nipples just once. They intrigue me.

  2. It must be hard to be her nipples.

    (get it?)

  3. Tonethius

    This is only 2 layers. Her nipples have a personal best of poking through 4 layers and a leather jacket,

  4. She always looks like she just got back from the dentist.

  5. DBN

    You’d think her nipples would get tired after a while…

  6. Permafrost nipples.

  7. catapostrophe

    Now that’s what I call a lesbian!

  8. ThisWillHurt

    Her nipples are as frozen as her eggs are.

  9. Holy Shit! Fabio has been working out!

  10. “Have you seen my fiance? He escap- I mean I lost him.”

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    There’s a better chance of all the Jonas Bros. finding long lasting, heterosexual relationships than Justin Theroux making it to the altar.

  12. heey

    remove nipples and see how masculine she looks, she wears fake nipples to enhance her femininity, it’s not the hair anymore, it’s the nipples everyone is looking at

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