superficial

  1. Magic Mike has a porn parody already?

  2. Looks like the lady in the blue dress actually has her panties in a bunch.

    • Pickle Nose

      Agreed. That VPL is so massive it would make my Grandma proud (if she were still alive).

      PS – I miss you Gramms!

  3. broduhjenner

    oikos? oinkos? is there a correlation?

  4. hollyhood

    he’s playing pocket pool right in front of that lady, who apparently is taking photos of his crotch – a win-win situation – he gets release and she gets a story to tell her cackling harpy friends.

  5. Met this dude IRL not that long ago. Very bizarre… he was just naturally incredibly good looking. I’m not gay, but even as a straight dude all I could think was, “What the hell?! This is the best looking guy I’ve ever met in real life. How crazy of a life must dudes like Brad Pitt and George Clooney have?!”

    Then I went back to eating my chicken wings.

  6. He only gets hotter with age. Yummy.

  7. If I don’t have an orgasm with the next cup of yogurt I have, I’m calling shenanigans.

  8. Does that sidearm on his right hip shoot bullets or yogurt?

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