superficial

  1. Holy shit, did he buy Charlie Murphy’s arms from him?

  2. See what losing 50 million will force you to do?
    Masturbate a lot… That’s what!

  3. broduhjenner

    no, you guys. this was just his response to the travon martin verdict.

  4. “You used to live in my balls.”

  5. Odbarc

    Season 3!

  6. EricLR

    Well, beats his other t-shirt that reads:

    Defeated
    07-06
    Comedy Central

  7. Fuck. He’s going Carrot Top on us, isn’t he?

  8. Oh wow. Someone’s been hitting the gym. I haven’t heard from him at all since he quit his show. What’s he been up to other than lifting weights and (hopefully) banging the shit out of his hot ass Asian wife?

  9. ThisWillHurt

    “Shark testosterone is a hell of a steroid.”

  10. “We’ve switched Dave Chappelle with Bokeem Woodbine. Let’s see if anyone notices.”

  11. CrashHell

    I sure hope Dr. Dre gave him some of his headphones along with the soloflex. Men in Tights sure was a long ass time ago!

  12. It’s about time Clayton Bigsby came out to celebrate the Zimmerman verdict.

  13. Interred Ferguson

    For a split second, I thought it was Shaq

  14. Five minutes later, he decided he couldn’t handle the high pressure of leaning against that window any more and went back into hiding.

  15. “Tell me da troof…does my wearing’ dis shirt seem stereotypical?”

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