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  1. That’s a pretty small purse hand.

  2. You know how insurance companies use actuaries to determine how long someone will live?

    She fucking hates actuaries!

  3. Flatliner

    Adult diaper bags are getting so fashionable these days.

  4. “Honey, I could just die in your arms tonight.”

    “Oh, Larry, you old romantic.”

    “No, I mean I think it might finally be my time to go.”

  5. The patient smile that says “Only a few more years”.

  6. renotastic

    She looks like the “bury his corpse in Canada” type.

  7. This photo begs the question: Exactly who much does he pay that woman?

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