1. Could… Could it be that he’s been a “special” person this whole time and his movie dialogue comprises the extent of his actual vocabulary?

  2. I just saved 15% by switching to Geico.

  3. “I made it here! No crashes for me!”

  4. Timothy

    “The operation to add a third arm was a huge success. Thanks for asking!”

  5. Slappy Magoo

    Hey Vin, which one of Michelle Rodruiguez’s fingers up your ass is your favorite?

  6. fred

    That’s not Vin Diesel. That’s Abe Schwartz, the Diamond King of Phoenix, Arizona.

    F.U. Photo Boy.

  7. “This is great. They think I’m Bruce Willis and I got the part!”

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