superficial

  1. Hold on…is this Alyssa Milano, or the thing that ate Alyssa Milano???

  2. She’s seen a recent picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt, right? Right?!

  3. She’s about seven or eight months pregnant. This isn’t the “After” photo, as in Jennifer Love Hewitt.

  4. Dox

    Thanks Fish.
    Another adolescent fantasy completely destroyed.
    You ass.

  5. When you’re this big, weaning black and white isn’t a good idea. Cows are black and white.

  6. DrJ Fever

    Got to wonder what the cooter tat looks like now.

  7. ..spotted coming out of the maternity store in the convent: “bun in the nun,” wearing her new purchase….

  8. kushiro

    This Willy Wonka remake does not look good at all.

  9. I was so in love with her when she was on “Who’s the Boss”. My first crush.

  10. Flatliner

    In case that Asian guy in the background doesn’t speak English, I’ll go ahead and say it for him…WTF?!

  11. anonymous

    It’s not the pregnancy that’s making her huge. It’s eating that large box of chocolates.

  12. Suck It Trebek

    “Alyssa Milano in New York City”

    Are we sure?

  13. She doesn’t even care to take the napkin off her collar in between meals.

  14. Alyssa Milano

    Suck Jay Mohr. I got even bigger this time around.

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