Miley Cyrus posted this pic of herself with Brett Ratner to Instagram. (July 22, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Did we just find Brett Ratner’s limit? Looks like it.
How sad is it that this is the most normal Miley has been in…well…EVER?
Miley? Shrimp or get the fuck out.
Maybe she’s auditioning for the villian in Rush Hour 4?
Looks like someone just tarter sauced in their pants.
Anyway, like I was sayin’ Brett, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. Hell, you could rap shrimps up in papers and smoke ‘em.
“Speaking of shrimp, what the hell is the deal with your tiny dick?”
“You either re-create your “Wrecking Ball” music video replacing the ball and sledgehammer with giant shrimp or GTFO.”
jewish can’t eat clam. Its verboten
What’s that all over her face? Boy, if I had a nicklel…
He’s had his nose so far deep up Eddie Murphy’s ass it would’ve broken on a sharp left turn and even HE knows better than to kiss Miley on the lips.
“look, I like shrimp…but something reeks like fish”
And at this point, the Genie spoke softly in Brett’s ear and said “if you’re not happy with your wish, just recall that I’m a Genie, and when you ask to hook up with “a wild 21 year old”, be mindful to be more specific”.
Maybe someone ought to tell Miley that blowjobs aren’t typically given to cheeks.
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