1. joe

    It’s good to know that the next Paris-LiLo-Bertney trainwreck is getting into place.

  2. “Dad used to call this game ‘the disgusting little pig uses up her No Hassle miles to see her succubus bitch mother in LA’.”
    “Wow, really? The rest of us just call it playing airplane.”
    “Oh…..Wanna have sex to validate me?”

  3. Now I’m starting to see Alec’s side of things.

  4. “Okay…but, now where does my penis go?”

  5. It’s pics like these that remind me why I never got girls like that. Way too much work.

  6. Looks like fun. I can think of worse was to spend my idle time than playing physical childhood games all over a hot ripped dude. They need a decorator though. The interior lacks sparkle.

    • Sven Golly

      That TV in the corner is 19″ and COLOR. Those danged lucky celebs have state-of-the-art everything.

      • Well, it looks like some cabin in the woods somewhere. You can tell because the wood planks are horizontal. If it were vertical, then it would just be the paneling on a porn set.

      • When a guy looks that good, he should have whatever he wants. Flabby guys – not so much. There’s no excuse for a guy looking like some kind of melon.

      • You seriously have not once looked at his face, have you? There’s a reason he’s named for a fish.

  7. “Slater Trout”? Seriously? That’s a human being’s name?

  8. Harry

    Who is taking the picture?

  9. Captain Kickass

    Love his parents for naming him Slater Trout. He sounds like the rich prick in a John Hughes film.

  10. The things you do for entertainment when you are locked up in a cabin with no internet and a shitty TV that only gets 2 channels… Well, THIS gives me an idea.

  11. Minky Wail

    I’m sure he slayed her trout five minutes after they took this.

  12. Alec: “Slater, have you ever thought of trying out for Cirque du Soleil? Because I believe they have an opening. Right now.”

  13. I wonder how long it’ll be before Slater figures out he’s gay?

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