superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Val Kilmer is taking pics for Terry Richardson now?

  2. richie

    enchanting as always

  3. I can’t believe I used to masturbate to that!

  4. Not shown: Salacious Crumb.

  5. Melissa McCarthy is starting to look a little haggered, here.

  6. if she were to remake body heat, it would need to be called body beat.

  7. Romancing the Boulder

  8. EricLR

    She’s trying out for the part of Lena Dunham in the musical adaptation of “Girls.”

  9. Lemmiwinks

    Britney suddenly looks better, huh?

  10. I expect her to be saying “TWO WEEKS!” in a Germanic but ultimately inscrutable and weird accent.

  11. OK, so maybe he can’t seem to control what comes out of his mouth, but you’d think Mel Gibson would think twice before going out in drag.

  12. sprub

    Wow, Chandler’s father really lost it.

  13. It appears that the 50s have not been kind to Ms. Turner.

  14. When did Danny Devito get a toupee?

  15. the old man

    Looks like Ernest Borgnine figured out this re-incarnation thing after all.

  16. Minky Wail

    Romancing the Cold Stone

  17. Hard to believe Michael Douglas turned out to be the hot one.

  18. Jenn

    The Man With Two Brains part 2 starring Ms. Turner without makeup!!

  19. See my comment about Britney.

  20. Romancing the Scone

  21. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    I think it’s safe to say she’s at the point where she will win the audition to be Douglas Quaid disguised as the fat lady walking through the terminal, in the 2nd Total Recall remake.

  22. crb

    You forgot : “Overdrive”

  23. “FUUUCK! Goddamn, Kathleen. Scare the piss out of me, why don’t cha?”

  24. “Did somebody say free buffet ?”

  25. Icehawg

    She’s auditioning for the role of “Young Jabba” in the new Star Wars perhaps?

  26. Freebie

    Its a bitch getting old.

  27. Everybody has an aunt in their family that looks just like her; and they live with 3 cats (1 of whom is named Socks); and they watch reruns of Law & Order, and they are always with their special friend, “Linda”.

  28. “Bring me solo and the wookie”

  29. Looks like she likes the ladies now. Got that bull dyke thing going on. It matches her voice.

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