Serena Williams on the court (literally - ZING!) during Wimbledon in London. (July 1, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Serena, we get it. You’re upset at your loss.
There’s no need to unleash chemical weapons.
Face down, ass up . . .
Beat me to it.
That’s the way we like to fuck-anything-except-Serena-Williams.
I *did* hear that her opponent came from behind.
“Now strap her down quickly, gentlemen! That knock-out gas won’t keep the beast asleep for along”.
On a side note – would totally do.
I liked Miley’s version better.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Your official 2016 Olympic Twerk Team!
In her new porn called Black Cock Down.
He took a tennis balls to the nuts and went down in an instant.
I’d comment about how she lost earlier than expected, but I don’t want that one douche to attack me and say Serena isn’t just another pretty face.
When the female is in heat, she sticks her backside high in the air awaiting male attention. This is known as “presenting”.
And this is exactly why all responsible owners of pet gorillas should have them spayed or neutered.
Ever since a trip I made to Africa. I’d have got a swell picture of a charging rhino, but the cameraman got scared. The darn fool, I was right there with a rifle! Seems he didn’t trust me to get the rhino before it got him. I haven’t fooled with a cameraman since; I do it myself
Which reminds me, can all black people break-dance?
“Where the fuck is that contact lens??”
Okay now, the crowd is all at a hush,
patiently awaiting Serena’s patented High-Velocity-Serve,
We’re told she can only do it so many times a match,
and there is a real, physics-based rationale in respect to the size of those ass-cheeks, -right Marv?
-Absolutely Mac, -WAIT, here she goes…
“This just in from Wimbledon: In a display of blatant disrespect, Serena Williams was fellating one of the line judges on center court when he suddenly disappeared!”
“Damn this grass is ….. DELICIOUS “
You better hope those Steubenville guys ain’t around!!!
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