superficial

  1. “Buy my socks if you want to live…”

    OK I got nothin’ for this one.

  2. “…Heyyyy, you pity wittle blond….oh shit, da paps..”

  3. “No, no, Arnold, I said ‘Hi there mate!’ not ‘Hide yer maid!’”

  4. “Don’t make me whip out zee maid pole.”

  5. Rony

    “I know you can read my thoughts, boy: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow”……

  6. That is a I just got busted look if I ever saw one.

  7. “Ja…uh…*finishes adjusting belt*…dere is nuttink for you to see in the maintenance closet behind the dressing rooms. I svear it.”

  8. blerg

    Vat do yoh mean your mother isn’t veally a maid?

  9. “I tell you, I vas NOT stealink any chewink gums.”

  10. “Ach ! Zis girdle is killing me”

  11. negative zero

    Nazi bastard

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