1. Smapdi

    “In this scene, I’ll play my character as a ratty-looking douchebag. Yah, that’ll work best.”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Whoever said Meth clears up facial acne was bullshittin’.

    Oh wait, no one said that?

  3. George P Burdell


  4. Really looks like he’s got his life together. And the domestic violence charge? Just the icing on the cake.

  5. Looks like someone is waiting for their…

    ::puts on sunglasses::

    Judgment day

  6. I went with him…THIS is living?!?

  7. EricLR

    Well, at least no Terminator will recognize him now:

    “Have you seen this boy, John Connor?”

    “Nope, the only John around here is that old homeless dude over there going through the dumpster for heroin money.”

  8. Looks like the T-1000 won anyway.

  9. Micky Rourke just called and asked for the hairstyle he’s attempting to create using weaves back.

  10. How the hell did they find 12 cave gollum to act as a jury of his peers?

  11. Seriously, what the fuck happened?

    I feel ashamed that I used to think he was cute.

  12. Furlong. What an appropriate name. It looks like a horse galloped an entire furlong on his face!

  13. He won’t be in jail Furlong.

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