French Minister of Culture Aurelie Filippetti, Karl Lagerfeld, and Rihanna at the Chanel show as part of Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Fall/Winter 2013-2014. (July 2, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Too bad Karl didn’t fucking kill her.
“Waitz a minoot, she likes to be smacked?
Get me my heavy gloves!”
“Come with me to Skull Island my pretty…I will show you my giant laser”
His clip-on tie is slipping.
Lagerfeld is my least favorite of the Bond supervillains.
“I slapped her for that awful dress, and now she won’t leave my side.”
Brilliant… and true.
That is completely horrible and mean.
…I am so jealous that I didn’t think of it. :(
Help me kill James Bond and I’ll buy you a plastic surgeon.
“Am I seeing things or is she naked under that night gown?”
She might very well be naked underneath that…”frock”…except that I see a snake poking his nose out near her cooter area. Hmmm, it IS Rihanna, so on second thought, I stand corrected!
Is this the worst wax museum in the world? VICE thinks so!
”See Madame, this is why I wear sunglasses and glowes all the time – no eye contact and no physical contact with bacteria like THIS”
“Why does this woman keep asking me to design fashions that hide bruises?”
Guarantee he’s calling her fat in German.
“Vell dis is lofley girl. Does she accept Euros?”
“Why does this prostitute keep following us?”
Rihanna is one sneeze away from full disclosure.
Am I seeing some Photoshop on her um area, wtf is up with her thigh?
Is she wearing a bathrobe? Seriously?
Are we still allowed to own these? iI so get me 2 and burn the rest.
“See, zis is how a voman should look. Not like you, vit your unmade up face und your boring dress und your boring shoes. Zis is vat you get vit the Socialists. At least Sarkozy knew how to dress his vomen.”
Tell me Darling, is that vag over there? I’ve only heard about it but it looks horrendous!
The movies make the whole vampire thing seem super sexy, but when you see real life vampires it just seem kind of sad and gross.
“Who is zis beetch again?”
Rhianna is such trash and that brassy hair color is tacky as hell
Bacterial culture, maybe.
just cudnt be any creepier
Rihanna is just starting to get so ugly. All the shitty tattoos and her shitty personality are taking their toll.
‘And you say this monkey can do a number of tricks?’
If it weren’t for the slutty dress, skanky tattoos and complete lack of decency, Rhianna might look OK here.
“I vant to know who gav zis maid zuch an awful outfitz.”
“Please tell this girl a bathrobe is not ‘Fashion’ “
Rih IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN AMERICA TODAY!! AND THAT IS TOTAL TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Is this the whore i hired? I specifically said no tattoos, no giant dolphin forehead”
“Dahling, I would never have agreed to come to this event if I knew they allowed black people.”
Mr. Collar Skeletor.
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