superficial

  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Menopause always strikes at the worst time.

  2. hmm

    She makes me sick to my stomach too…

  3. Looks like the drag show homage to JLo

  4. Johnny P!

    Classy.

  5. diego

    Did she just create her own step in the Pepto-Bismol Dance?
    Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea . . . and too many taquitos!!!

  6. All I know, is that I don’t want to be behind that thing if it blows…

  7. Looks like her taco flavored kisses are about to exit stage backdoor

  8. Matty

    People just LOVE to shit all over Canada.

  9. jim

    IBS must be acting up

  10. Post waxing itch.

  11. Mike701

    I think I just Marc Anthonied in my pants.

  12. That’s going to be one sparkly squirt.

  13. “I want to give it up to our sponsor Pepto Bismol! Now drop that funky beat! Aww yeah! Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea! Yeah, Pep-pep-pep-to Bismol!”

  14. Frank Burns

    “Pamprin – The best for relief of your pain. Period.”

  15. El Jefe

    Another case of semen poisoning.

  16. cc

    So that’s what it was? I thought it was a gravel truck.

  17. Perplexity

    Even the stars suffer from occasional uteral pain disorder.

  18. Momo

    «Uh-oh, I feel cramping. Better not pull a Christina Aguilera…»

  19. It’s her own damn fault. I told her not to eat at the Taco Bell on the corner of Finch and Midland.

  20. Laradurden

    Remember when Brittney Spears wore that on the MTV music awards?

  21. von

    I knew those red beans and rice would catch up with me sooner or later…

  22. Bionic_Crouton

    Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

  23. “Fuuuuuuck I shouldn’t have had that 4th burrito…”

  24. tlmck

    Must be looking in a mirror right now

  25. Radadoon

    I told Casper that he was in way too deep, that hurts like a Mother———-.

  26. Ana

    Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

  27. Lita

    She just sharted.

  28. squishy

    Shit, cramps suck!!

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