Jennifer Lopez performing in Toronto. (July 16, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Menopause always strikes at the worst time.
She makes me sick to my stomach too…
Looks like the drag show homage to JLo
Did she just create her own step in the Pepto-Bismol Dance?
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea . . . and too many taquitos!!!
All I know, is that I don’t want to be behind that thing if it blows…
Looks like her taco flavored kisses are about to exit stage backdoor
People just LOVE to shit all over Canada.
IBS must be acting up
Post waxing itch.
I think I just Marc Anthonied in my pants.
That’s going to be one sparkly squirt.
“I want to give it up to our sponsor Pepto Bismol! Now drop that funky beat! Aww yeah! Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea! Yeah, Pep-pep-pep-to Bismol!”
“Pamprin – The best for relief of your pain. Period.”
I dunno…I’ve always found morphine to be up towards the top of the list.
Another case of semen poisoning.
So that’s what it was? I thought it was a gravel truck.
Even the stars suffer from occasional uteral pain disorder.
«Uh-oh, I feel cramping. Better not pull a Christina Aguilera…»
It’s her own damn fault. I told her not to eat at the Taco Bell on the corner of Finch and Midland.
Remember when Brittney Spears wore that on the MTV music awards?
I knew those red beans and rice would catch up with me sooner or later…
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
“Fuuuuuuck I shouldn’t have had that 4th burrito…”
Must be looking in a mirror right now
I told Casper that he was in way too deep, that hurts like a Mother———-.
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
She just sharted.
Shit, cramps suck!!
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