1. DLH

    I don’t know who she is, but I know who she’s pointing at.

  2. broduh jenner

    so she’s a jewel impersonator/stripper?

  3. They might be pink, but they’re not Martini’s

  4. according to my calculations, it’s 61 degrees in Milan.

  5. Double-J

    After she went off, did Jake Dylan perform “One Headlight?”

  6. Cock Dr

    She must really like the song.

  7. Emma Watson's Vagina

    ” It feels so good!”

  8. Whoa! One of my favorite bands just got….. um, favoriter.

    P.S. Thank you, pokey fairy.

  9. Turkey’s done!

  10. Crissy

    Those are some nice singing tits! woah!

  11. So that singer Pink has a last name now? And grew tits?

  12. kimmykimkim

    Fake tits and singing? Yeah right.

  13. lily

    i know everyone drawn to the boobage, but i love her athletic toned shoulders!

  14. Stupid


  15. El Jefe

    Yes, I think I will have a martini please.

  16. cc

    I’ve never heard of her, what’s the point of this?

  17. Contusion

    Pink Martini…straight up.

  18. G Spot Finder

    Shaken not stirred.

  19. Bionic_Crouton

    Whatever she is selling, I’ll buy three.

  20. Vladmir

    Oh my…I like everything that’s happening here. I hope she can sing.

  21. PDXtech

    Actually, her name is Storm Large. Another Portland based musician who occasionally performs with the band Pink Martini. Over six feet tall. She will break you.

  22. I’m not convinced this is a woman.

  23. JK

    Ralphie you’ll put your eye out!

  24. cc

    Shaken, not stirred.

  25. That’s a huge bitch!

  26. tidbit

    Who? Absinthe Saline?

  27. If you push both of those doorbells at once her voice goes up an entire octave.

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