Akon peforming at The Showcase in Cannes. (July 16, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Not to be racist or anything…. but find me a white guy that’s into the whole pissing on people thing.
… and then get you front row tickets to his show?
You have apparently missed the whole “squirt” porn industry.
I thought Germans had the reputation for being into sprinkle films.
John Belushi in Animal House?
Saw something on one of the history channels yesterday saying young Hitler forced his niece to squat over his face and piss on him. A somewhat dubious but delightful allegation.
Are you fucking for real, white people make up 90% of that industry.
I dated one. :/
Grab your cock (or pussy) and wave it at audience.
Watch how many people want to go down on it (raise yo’ hands!)
This is the exact moment Skarsgard entered the same hemisphere as Akon.
He must see Kim Kardashian in the 3rd row
Kim Kardashian’s porn?
Is that Pauly D in the middle?
You spelled R kelly wrong.
never drink a gallon of iced tea before a concert.
It must be that “get the fuck off the stage” in French sounds a lot like “spray us with water” in English.
It’s always nice to see today’s leaders teaching our young black men financial and personal responsibility.
There followed a five minute window in which any one who understood the jury system could have hit him with a bottle.
And it’s a 10-to-1 guy/girl ratio in the audience. Apparently chicks aren’t into the golden showers so much.
Pretty sure that is Ray J.
Looks like some GLBT event. All the down-low bros are bursting out.
skeet so much, they call her billy ocean
Isn’t that Little Richard framed between his legs?
R Kelly was “Trapped in the closet” a little too long.
I am simply grossed out.
Why do all the guys in this picture look more into it than the girls?
I was thinking the same thing. Since Akon is giving them a golden-shower, his thoughts are mutual.
One of my favorite people watching games is “European or Gay?” In this case I’m going with both for the better part of the audience.
This is why you do not drink a keg right before a performance.
Move over, Peter North. There’s a new Cumshot King in town.
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