superficial

  1. JPC

    It’s like a young Roger Ebert, except the young Roger Ebert also had his entire jaw and neck removed.

  2. Matty

    2 guns? He’s finally making a movie about his biceps isn’t he?

  3. Frank Burns

    And somewhere Wahlberg’s teenage son is looking for his shoes.

  4. Pine Table Fever

    He’s wearing LeBrons – for that reason alone he must die. Horribly.

  5. Lord Invader

    I feel like this website has become a PSA warning like that “Faces of Meth” site, except it’s for men in short pants.

  6. BAHAH

    “What are you going to do? KILL me in my sleep???”
    “What? No!”

  7. “Markie has a tummy ache and is about to barf…so everyone go away.”

  8. PirateHunter

    “Huh…it doesn’t appear as if they’re saying hi to their mothers for me. Curious.”

  9. mbcl

    wearing 2 Keds.

  10. Josephus

    “Unbelievable. I still can’t get that ‘Fahk you, thundah’ song outaa my head.”

  11. You know what he calls his balls? The Funky Bunch.

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