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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Yeah, keep of the stairs, Jonah. Don’t want you looking all creepy again.

  2. Tyler Perry

    Good, his moobs are back. No one wants to see a skinny Jonah Hill in anything!

  3. Johnny P!

    What is it with fat dudes thinking that socks look good in sandals?

  4. hollyhood

    hahahaha from the thumbnail i thought this was mark cuban.

  5. Jonah, when they said “try the stair climber machine at the gym” they didn’t mean take the down escalator.

  6. Maybe it’s time to skip the escalator and take the stairs.

  7. DeucePickle

    All you assholes made fun of him for being skinny and bitched how he wasn’t funny any more, and now he’s putting the weight back on so he can be hilarious and entertain you, and now you make fun of him for that !
    He’s not getting fatter, he’s getting funnier.

  8. Nice sandals and socks. Is he German?

  9. RobN

    What kind of adult needs both hands on an escalator?

  10. Either this is really from last week, or Jonah Hill’s trapped in a mall! Somebody help him!

    [img]http://cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/10/the-crap-we-missed-0710-09-435×580.jpg[/img]
    (July 9, 2012)

  11. popwilleatitself

    Negotiating an escalator is tricky business.

  12. kimmykimkim

    He should be clubbed to death for that footwear.

  13. You know how fat you gotta be to break a sweat on an escalator? This fat, you have to be this fat.

  14. THE FOLDS AROUND SHERRI SHEPHERD'S ANUS

    he looks like a retarded fat person!

  15. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Wow! Chaz Bono is looking phenomenal!

  16. Frunken

    Jonah Hill from the waist up, Hugh Jackman from the waist down.

  17. mbcl

    he’s filming ‘Food Court – the movie’

  18. Oh fuck me, the’re making another “Paul Blart” movie?

  19. bdog821

    Ralph Malph needs to go on a diet!

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