1. The muthafucking Quaker Oats muthafuckas told me they’d get back by now.

  2. “Just ’cause you pour syrup on something doesn’t make it pancakes”

  3. “Girl, do you think I really look like the Gottdam Muthafuker that was driving Miss Daisy?!”

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “But I like fried chicken”

  5. justin

    motherfucker!! i’m a motherfuckin movie star and this is the shit i’m motherfuckin fucking! That’s some bullshit!

  6. cc

    Not so tough now, are ya?

  7. I remember my first time, it was out behind my uncle’s barn with my second cousin. She was two tons if she weighed a pound, I could have done better for myself.

  8. The next words out of her mouth – “Are you even listening to me?”

  9. Vladmir

    Why couldn’t I have been “Mr Voice Over”? I could have been balls deep in sweet, step-grand-daughter vagina…

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    Samuel L. Jackson is tired of these motherfuckin’ waiters in this motherfuckin’ restaurant!

  11. JungleRed

    That’s the face of complete and utter resignation. Sam Jackson does not give a fuck.

  12. While strolling through Palmaria, Italy, Samuel L. Jackson serendipitously came upon the only black woman in the whole town.

  13. PirateHunter

    “Is that her real hair? Gotta be a mother fuckin’ weave. Definitely a weave.”

  14. Roseanne Barr

    Redd Foxx is still alive? Who knew.

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