Dress up as nice as you like, you’ll still never be Tarantino.
Someone’s ass is getting torn up tonight.
awww, that’s sweet corey feldman let him borrow a friend.
Valeria Herpini, Venereal Marini,
Fuck it, she looks like she has mad STDs
Tall, leggy, face like a melted marshmallow .. what’s not to love?
“How can I help you?”
“Shield me from people while I tuck my penis back into my mini dress.”
She’s probably the most frightening thing he’s ever been associated with.
“I told her not to use helium in her butt implants, but bitch won’t listen.”
Goddamnit Fish, not the Wandering Comment Syndrome again.
Is that the new plastic-boobed slut he’s going to slice up in Hostel 3?
She’s got some big ass feet!!
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Eli Roth and Valeria Marini at The Ischia Global Festival in Ischia, Italy. (July 15, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN