1. EricLR

    Dress up as nice as you like, you’ll still never be Tarantino.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Someone’s ass is getting torn up tonight.

    Sorry Eli.

  3. awww, that’s sweet corey feldman let him borrow a friend.

  4. Valeria Herpini, Venereal Marini,
    Fuck it, she looks like she has mad STDs

  5. Tall, leggy, face like a melted marshmallow .. what’s not to love?

  6. “How can I help you?”
    “Shield me from people while I tuck my penis back into my mini dress.”

  7. She’s probably the most frightening thing he’s ever been associated with.

  8. “I told her not to use helium in her butt implants, but bitch won’t listen.”

  9. Pippi Longcocking

    Is that the new plastic-boobed slut he’s going to slice up in Hostel 3?

  10. canudigit

    She’s got some big ass feet!!

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