That’s the same glove MJ touched him with.
I’m in love with a Smooth Criminal…molester.
I think JacQue’s real name is Jack.
This man’s self-parody is brilliant.
Also, it includes hookers, so… bonus!
Why weren’t the magnetic poles on her breast implants clearly marked? See what happens when both North ones are facing each other?!
the hooker on the left must be on salary…
Did you notice how he made her wear flat shoes, so it wouldn’t be so obvious that he is sooooooooooo short. Really, who would wear flats and not high heels with a dress like that.
Sadly, that’s what I was thinking, too. “What kind of self-respecting whore wears flats?”
Then I chuckled heartily at “self-respecting” and “whore”.
“Eighty-six the high heels, toots. The Corey likes flats on all his gals.”
“Whatevs, freak, it’s your money.”
Even Joaquin Phoenix thinks it’s time to let the rest of us in on the joke.
Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!
Money is running out… he’s moved on to Trannies.
clearly trying to hamm it up for the cameras, and failing miserably
Just looking at the Bimbo in Blue makes my eyes hurt.
“…and I shall call him Mini-Me”, said Charlie Sheen.
They really use the term “celebrity” these days in a very loose manner.
and how many of Michael’s fingers touched your pee pee?
Ru Paul was downright convincing by comparison.
If the glove doesn’t fit, you must be shit.
Two is either the number of movies his escorts can name that he has been in or the highest number they can count to before asking for hints.
I bet the one on the right used to be a man.
We need a bigger hat
Wait, which one is the hooker again? His left, or OUR left?
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