superficial

  1. Lift up the gunt and spray under there if you want to kill the smell.

  2. There! We found it! There’s the wet spot!

  3. BP

    I have never seen 1 minute of her TV Show or any of her movies, I hate Fat Chix!

  4. “Quick! Right wrist!…..jesus, grab another 5 cans! We can’t keep this pig dry for more than 5 minutes in this heat!”

  5. EricLR

    Well, in all fairness, they did explicitly warn you not to touch a guido.

  6. BP

    Never seen 1 minute of her TV Show or any of her movies…I Hate Fax Chix!

  7. tlmck

    Chubby chaser porn.

  8. catapostrophe

    That’s a remarkably large mosquito.

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    This scent is called Philly Cheesesteak with Provolone.

  10. I didn’t think Rhino Spray was an actual spray for rhinos. I thought it was something to do with automobile liners.

  11. Mitch Haase

    Jenny McCarthy’s obese, red-headed twin sister?

  12. cc

    At first I thought she was releasing steam from under her arms.

  13. Jenn

    Lose weight with new spray on Fat-away.

  14. journalschism

    I’m actually pretty happy for her. She’s sticking it to Hollywood norms, plus she doesn’t seem like a c*nt. When’s the last time a hot chick opened a flick like she can? Can’t remember.

  15. “I think we’re going to need another can”

  16. canudigit

    The camera missed the cankle shot, but we got a good view of her sheck (shoulders/neck)………

  17. Hung Lo

    She better be funny, for there is nothing worse than a fat woman without big hooters.

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