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  1. I never listened to Opie and Anthony, but if there’s ever an Opie and Sofia show, I’m in.

  2. It was at this moment that Kristina simultaneously respected Lisa’s ingenuity on phone placement and deeply – so deeply – regretted her own.

  3. cc

    If she butt dials me by mistake, I’ll be fuckin’ thrilled.

  4. PassingTrue

    Fortunately, she found a spot for her keyfob too.

  5. harsky & starch

    I’d do a Bluetooth search to pair my face with her ass-crack.

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