superficial

  1. “Nice tank top.”
    “Thanks! I made it out of a trash bag. Change?”

  2. satan'srighthand74

    Madonna looks like shit!!!

  3. Eejut

    How many handjobs did you give today?

  4. MelGibsonsSanity

    Justin Bieber, in life, I was your predecessor, Aaron Carter. I wear the wife-beater I forged in life! I made it stitch by stitch and yard by yard! I gartered it on of my own free will and by my own free will, I wore it!

    You do not know the weight and length of shirt you bear yourself! It was as full and as long as this seven Christmas eves ago and you have labored on it since. Ah, it is a ponderous shirt, yo!

  5. Are his face, “career, and purse not birth control enough? Does he need the body condom?

  6. Wtf is he wearing? Lol

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