1. Marry me, Cheryl. Please.

  2. Flatliner

    Her technique is quite refreshing.

  3. That’s Tom Cruise in the red polo, holding a gallon jug.

  4. That bottle actually has a twelve inch neck to it.

  5. Suddenly, multiple people approached with offers of bananas and popsicles. Also, throat fucking.

  6. Joe Bob

    “Ohhhh, me love you long time”

  7. PassingTrue

    Suddenly, men with $20 bills began to appear.

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