superficial

  1. Dick Nose

    I bet that lady was someones trophy wife once. How else could you be so out of touch

  2. “I’m the Prince of fucking Costco.”

  3. Robb7

    Who needs Walmart when Costco’s serves up such delicious eye candy!

  4. Cock Dr

    This photo & commentary goes into the Photo Boy Hall of Fame.

  5. comedic genius

  6. cc

    You know when you are an aging rocker? When you recognize a former groupie and that’s what she looks like now.

  7. …and the Reeboks with the straps
    she turn around and give that blue bootie a slap

  8. MelGibsonsSanity

    Five minutes after yelling “Who want’s to see some CRAZY deals on aisle 9??” into the P.A. system for $200.

  9. Its not often that Ozzy is the best looking person in the photograph…

  10. Johnny Barbells

    …i have’nt seen hatchet-face since “crybaby” …nice to know she’s doing ok.

  11. fred

    “Hey handsome, your pretty [nasty, deep cigarette-laiden cough] cute. For $5 [nasty, deep cigarette-laiden cough] I will let you see my gunt.”

  12. So Humpty Dumpty and Ozzy Osbourne walk into a Costco..

  13. OnePerson

    “Poor guy, what a mess,” she thought.

  14. Hell, I’d still do her. NO-NO-Nooooo. I wouldn’t touch her with a fork.

  15. “Nice jacket Ozzy” “Thanks Gladys”

  16. PassingTrue

    Everybody has their own version of hell.

  17. goddammit, Crackers, she’s out pf the crib. Put down the chicken and bring her her eggs already.

  18. Really...?

    I like LiLos Blue Coat. Very this year.

    Ozzy looks shit blond though.

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