I bet that lady was someones trophy wife once. How else could you be so out of touch
“I’m the Prince of fucking Costco.”
Who needs Walmart when Costco’s serves up such delicious eye candy!
This photo & commentary goes into the Photo Boy Hall of Fame.
I second AND third that.
Agreed. ALL the points.
You know when you are an aging rocker? When you recognize a former groupie and that’s what she looks like now.
…and the Reeboks with the straps
she turn around and give that blue bootie a slap
Five minutes after yelling “Who want’s to see some CRAZY deals on aisle 9??” into the P.A. system for $200.
Its not often that Ozzy is the best looking person in the photograph…
…i have’nt seen hatchet-face since “crybaby” …nice to know she’s doing ok.
“Hey handsome, your pretty [nasty, deep cigarette-laiden cough] cute. For $5 [nasty, deep cigarette-laiden cough] I will let you see my gunt.”
So Humpty Dumpty and Ozzy Osbourne walk into a Costco..
“Poor guy, what a mess,” she thought.
Hell, I’d still do her. NO-NO-Nooooo. I wouldn’t touch her with a fork.
“Nice jacket Ozzy” “Thanks Gladys”
Everybody has their own version of hell.
goddammit, Crackers, she’s out pf the crib. Put down the chicken and bring her her eggs already.
I like LiLos Blue Coat. Very this year.
Ozzy looks shit blond though.
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Ozzy Osbourne and Lindsay Lohan, whose time-traveling shopping cart has brought her back from two years in the future, in Beverly Hills. (July 14, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News