1. Jason: “I can’t believe people actually are going to see a movie about being in a sex tape with Cameron Diaz!”

    Jake: “I know!”

    Melvin: “Wait you mean it didn’t actually happen?”

  2. MelGibsonsSanity

    …and then Franco came right on my lip.

  3. No, the post said “TCRTC!” I’m not explaining it to you, but trust me, it was funny!

  4. “See that right fucking there? That is a herpes blister right fucking there. I got it from that blonde skank when her pussy touched my lip right fucking there.”

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