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Downgrade!
Unless this guy has a weener the size of the Golden Gate Bridge, then this is a downgrade for her.
This guy hit the jackpot though.
Downgrade from Leo? Or downgrade from her vibrator?
VIBRATOR!!!
He’s worth $2 billion…
Whew! For a minute there I thought they weren’t in the same level….
If he had 2 billion dollars I’d fuck tree trunk man!
It’s always nice to see money dress up.
dress DOWN, u mean…
he’s wearing fucking flip-flops…
It’s always nice to see sarcasm appreciated.
i do not understand sarcasm. i am german.
Perhaps if the sarcasm was bellowed over loudspeakers by an anti-Semitic fascist?
Sweet. Now I know that I’ve got the looks tap SI swimsuit ass. Halfway there, now I just need a massive fortune.
Probably wondering what she’s doing with the guy with a six-head.
her vibrator is prettier than that, and definitely a better lay. dumb move, Bar.
His chin could be used for a doorstop.
Bar wants yachts & parties & a glamorous international lifestyle and she must know the clock is ticking. I think her boyfriending tactic is a fine one.
She is only with this guy because she is convinced that he and this world are in fact not the real world. She is using him to make DiCaprio jealous so they can both jump out a window together.
Judging by his appearance, I’d be willing to bet his entire fortune that that is a wife-beater he’s wearing under his checkered shirt.
Ugh…he has a bum crack chin…Ugh
The hole in his chin is almost as big as the crater in Tori spelling’s chest.
Tel Aviv? Two words, MILITARY SERVICE
Why is she going out in her nighty? Is he too cheap to buy her some real clothes, or she just wants us all to know that she is sleeping with this guy with the giant ears for his money.
Aaah, you can’t keep a good golddigger down.
She is a Jew, and a Jew from Israel, which makes her the super queen, lord empress of golddiggers.
She is probably pregnant already with a little golden ticket.
Him: “I wonder if she’ll put out?”
Bar: “Dude, I’m wearing a fucking nighty!”