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  1. Georgio

    “THERE, the one in the red dress. Take her out…..tell me she’s never heard of ‘Annie Hall.’”

    Jul 12, 2011 at 5:27 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Eddie

    Woody: Look, look! See that mother holding that child? I’m going to marry her one day.

    Guy: You think she’ll divorce her husband?

    Woody: Not the mother, you idiot! The kid! The kid!

    Jul 12, 2011 at 5:30 pm /  Reply /00
  3. It had to be said

    Judging by the spots on the front of his pants things went better with Penelope than I thought.

    Jul 12, 2011 at 5:38 pm /  Reply /00
  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Of all the senses he’s lost I bet he misses humour the most.

    Jul 12, 2011 at 5:41 pm /  Reply /00
  5. pdan

    I think those are Hammer pants, except khaki.

    Jul 12, 2011 at 5:45 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Dreg

    Sure, he gets to make whatever movie he wants and fuck whatever 13 year old he wants, with a name like Woody Allen, but meanwhile, my buddy, Boner Dave, gets nothing.

    Jul 12, 2011 at 5:51 pm /  Reply /00
  7. McFeely Smackup

    “the gradeschool…right there. The one on the teeter totter by herself….”

    Jul 12, 2011 at 5:54 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Jack

    “Okay, so you say you want the little girl to surf right into the sea of geriatric penises?” “NO NO!!! I said I want her using a giant penis AS a surfboard! Oy VEY!”

    Jul 12, 2011 at 6:05 pm /  Reply /00
  9. thelightman

    See those breasts?? It’s Penelope! It’s Penelope!

    Jul 12, 2011 at 6:44 pm /  Reply /00
  10. MrsWrong

    Blue Shirt: “So abouta how tall is a 12 year old asian girl?”
    Pink shirt: “Someting lika dees”
    White shirt: “I don’ta think your gonna find any asi-”
    Woody Allen: “There’s one. Quick, grab my GHB lollipops and my pedo-teddy-bears “

    Jul 12, 2011 at 7:24 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Cookie

    Old Italian guy saying it all with his eyes..

    Jul 12, 2011 at 7:42 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Eric

    Worst pair of bifocals ever.

    Jul 12, 2011 at 8:35 pm /  Reply /00
  13. TomFrank

    I love how he’s pointing up towards the buildings he wants to capture in this shot while he’s zooming in down Penelope Cruz’s blouse.

    Jul 12, 2011 at 10:13 pm /  Reply /00
  14. MissHell

    Eff Woody Allen! Who’s the hot piece behind him???

    Jul 13, 2011 at 1:05 am /  Reply /00
  15. JJ

    Nice pee stains, Pedophile…PEEDophile

    Jul 13, 2011 at 4:08 pm /  Reply /00

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