1. “THERE, the one in the red dress. Take her out…..tell me she’s never heard of ‘Annie Hall.’”

  2. Eddie

    Woody: Look, look! See that mother holding that child? I’m going to marry her one day.

    Guy: You think she’ll divorce her husband?

    Woody: Not the mother, you idiot! The kid! The kid!

  3. Judging by the spots on the front of his pants things went better with Penelope than I thought.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Of all the senses he’s lost I bet he misses humour the most.

  5. pdan

    I think those are Hammer pants, except khaki.

  6. Sure, he gets to make whatever movie he wants and fuck whatever 13 year old he wants, with a name like Woody Allen, but meanwhile, my buddy, Boner Dave, gets nothing.

  7. “the gradeschool…right there. The one on the teeter totter by herself….”

  8. Jack

    “Okay, so you say you want the little girl to surf right into the sea of geriatric penises?” “NO NO!!! I said I want her using a giant penis AS a surfboard! Oy VEY!”

  9. See those breasts?? It’s Penelope! It’s Penelope!

  10. MrsWrong

    Blue Shirt: “So abouta how tall is a 12 year old asian girl?”
    Pink shirt: “Someting lika dees”
    White shirt: “I don’ta think your gonna find any asi-”
    Woody Allen: “There’s one. Quick, grab my GHB lollipops and my pedo-teddy-bears “

  11. Cookie

    Old Italian guy saying it all with his eyes..

  12. Worst pair of bifocals ever.

  13. TomFrank

    I love how he’s pointing up towards the buildings he wants to capture in this shot while he’s zooming in down Penelope Cruz’s blouse.

  14. MissHell

    Eff Woody Allen! Who’s the hot piece behind him???

  15. JJ

    Nice pee stains, Pedophile…PEEDophile

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