“THERE, the one in the red dress. Take her out…..tell me she’s never heard of ‘Annie Hall.’”
Woody: Look, look! See that mother holding that child? I’m going to marry her one day.
Guy: You think she’ll divorce her husband?
Woody: Not the mother, you idiot! The kid! The kid!
you mean “buy” or “adopt”…………..
fucking paedo :-)
No, I’m pretty sure he said what he meant.
Judging by the spots on the front of his pants things went better with Penelope than I thought.
Ew. I wish you hadn’t pointed his drip stains out.
Of all the senses he’s lost I bet he misses humour the most.
I think those are Hammer pants, except khaki.
Sure, he gets to make whatever movie he wants and fuck whatever 13 year old he wants, with a name like Woody Allen, but meanwhile, my buddy, Boner Dave, gets nothing.
“the gradeschool…right there. The one on the teeter totter by herself….”
“Okay, so you say you want the little girl to surf right into the sea of geriatric penises?” “NO NO!!! I said I want her using a giant penis AS a surfboard! Oy VEY!”
See those breasts?? It’s Penelope! It’s Penelope!
Blue Shirt: “So abouta how tall is a 12 year old asian girl?”
Pink shirt: “Someting lika dees”
White shirt: “I don’ta think your gonna find any asi-”
Woody Allen: “There’s one. Quick, grab my GHB lollipops and my pedo-teddy-bears “
Old Italian guy saying it all with his eyes..
Worst pair of bifocals ever.
I love how he’s pointing up towards the buildings he wants to capture in this shot while he’s zooming in down Penelope Cruz’s blouse.
Eff Woody Allen! Who’s the hot piece behind him???
Nice pee stains, Pedophile…PEEDophile
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Woody Allen on the set of Bop Decameron in Rome. (July 11, 2011)