superficial

  1. DJ Pauly D in 2 years.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    FU HDTV !

  3. Veins popping on the cheeks is a good sign, right? Right?

  4. so Mel Gibson got buffed.

  5. Hemingway

    Stretch Armstrong? Is that you?

  6. How many of those fucking worms does Khan have? Dr. McCoy, how do we get rid of them?

  7. His shirt looks almost as vascular as he is.

  8. me

    hell, he looks so much better than he did a few years ago. I loves me some Sly.

  9. catapostrophe

    Are we sure that’s not a wax reproduction? Maybe it explodes in the movie?

  10. The Pope of Cleveland

    He has penis-arms.

  11. whiskeyafternoon

    who cares what he’s injecting where? at an age when many are worried about having enough physicality to do their laundry, he’s a tank. and it’s not my heart and liver, so what?

  12. PoorMaryKelly

    He’s a great candidate for an aneurism unless he’s had those veins airbrushed on.

  13. MrsWrong

    G.I. Guido- The Real New Jersey Hero

  14. Steriod Abuse — It’s not just for twenty-something meatheads anymore.

  15. farting old man's wife

    Stallone is advertising a new product on his arms. The “Old Veiny Man” GPS System. The huge veins are Highways and the smaller ones are the Stuckeys!!

  16. Well, now we know who ripped off the Vein Bank.

  17. ♫ You’re so vein,
    You probably think this comment’s about you ♫

  18. Darcy

    Blood Technician: Hold on, sir. I just need to find a vein.

  19. This must be the new Sly Stallone Yankee Candle.

  20. zomgbie

    too many hairs on his head are out of place.
    = thats not the real sly stallone.

  21. Jill_Ess

    Is this the biggest car I have ever seen? Or is he soooo tiny?

  22. qtpie

    Nice hair plugs sly!! lol! Looks like a lot of money doesn’t always buy the best!

  23. Squishy

    Not bad Rambo, but you look like you got a little plastic done…say non?

  24. BumBum

    Rambo will cockslap haters with his fists of fury.

  25. Amominous

    Give him a Luchador mask and Nolan has his new Bane.

    Yeah, hardly anyone will get the Batman reference but I’m a nerd and proud of it so I don’t care

  26. Skeezix

    This is the first case of “Stallone Syndrome,” where too much plastic surgery in the face both limits blood supply to the brain and forces the blood to the rest of the body. The upside: the bulging veins on his manhood are like a built-in French tickler.

  27. Julia

    I think he’s melting. They should probably get him out of the sun.

  28. GuyLeDouche

    It must be so difficult to get clothes that are wrinkled in just the same way you are.

  29. ol’ penis arms…

  30. The Critical Crassness

    Stallone in his newest role as “Judge Dead”.

  31. Akiyama

    So.. I’m assuming he’s the one who took a bullet in the head? Is it.. still there?

  32. GilesP

    the man’s clearly proud of his extensive vein network

  33. bbiowa

    He’s just so… vascular.

  34. wilk

    vintage jersey shore

  35. CharmlessMan

    His arms look like someone smushed some Silly Putty in their fist and stuck it to a torso.

  36. macmac

    Hey, Madonna’s new hair-do works.

  37. Not even Travolta believes that hairline. But he’d love those forearms. In his butt.

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