DJ Pauly D in 2 years.
He will be 70 in just a few years keep in mind. Now go look at your Grampa and compare. I want what he has been taking.
Steroids, HGH, and plastic surgery?
FU HDTV !
Veins popping on the cheeks is a good sign, right? Right?
depends on which cheeks…
so Mel Gibson got buffed.
Stretch Armstrong? Is that you?
How many of those fucking worms does Khan have? Dr. McCoy, how do we get rid of them?
His shirt looks almost as vascular as he is.
hell, he looks so much better than he did a few years ago. I loves me some Sly.
Are we sure that’s not a wax reproduction? Maybe it explodes in the movie?
He has penis-arms.
i was going to say…sly’s arms are almost as big and veiny as my wang!
who cares what he’s injecting where? at an age when many are worried about having enough physicality to do their laundry, he’s a tank. and it’s not my heart and liver, so what?
He’s a great candidate for an aneurism unless he’s had those veins airbrushed on.
G.I. Guido- The Real New Jersey Hero
Steriod Abuse — It’s not just for twenty-something meatheads anymore.
Stallone is advertising a new product on his arms. The “Old Veiny Man” GPS System. The huge veins are Highways and the smaller ones are the Stuckeys!!
Well, now we know who ripped off the Vein Bank.
♫ You’re so vein,
You probably think this comment’s about you ♫
you said it the best :-)
That’s the one, right there.
Not crap. That was cheap ‘n good.
Blood Technician: Hold on, sir. I just need to find a vein.
This must be the new Sly Stallone Yankee Candle.
too many hairs on his head are out of place.
= thats not the real sly stallone.
Is this the biggest car I have ever seen? Or is he soooo tiny?
Nice hair plugs sly!! lol! Looks like a lot of money doesn’t always buy the best!
Not bad Rambo, but you look like you got a little plastic done…say non?
Rambo will cockslap haters with his fists of fury.
Give him a Luchador mask and Nolan has his new Bane.
Yeah, hardly anyone will get the Batman reference but I’m a nerd and proud of it so I don’t care
This is the first case of “Stallone Syndrome,” where too much plastic surgery in the face both limits blood supply to the brain and forces the blood to the rest of the body. The upside: the bulging veins on his manhood are like a built-in French tickler.
I think he’s melting. They should probably get him out of the sun.
It must be so difficult to get clothes that are wrinkled in just the same way you are.
ol’ penis arms…
Stallone in his newest role as “Judge Dead”.
So.. I’m assuming he’s the one who took a bullet in the head? Is it.. still there?
the man’s clearly proud of his extensive vein network
He’s just so… vascular.
vintage jersey shore
His arms look like someone smushed some Silly Putty in their fist and stuck it to a torso.
Hey, Madonna’s new hair-do works.
Not even Travolta believes that hairline. But he’d love those forearms. In his butt.
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Sylvester Stallone on the set of Bullet In The Head in New Orleans. (July 11, 2011)
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