“Don’t turn around. Bilbo is looking for some non-hobbit ass.”

The woman in the background can be nothing other than British.

Stand back! That jaw is about to unhinge!

If you want me to sign it Catherine Tyldesley, then you’re going to have to spell Catherine Tyldesley.

“So that’s four shrimp cocktails, two New Yorks medium and two Polynesian Chickens, have I got that right?”

Needs more makeup.

There is something different about Jane Seymour here.

I think this is a before/after shot. They just forgot the bar down the middle.

wayyyy too much make up, she looks like a clown

“Orange whip? Orange whip? 3 orange whips!”

Looks like they forgot to photoshop the words “Before” and “After” above both of the faces.

“umm i forgot, how do I spell my name again ?”

“why the long face?”

The rest of you wait right here. I’m going to go pull those two yummy tits out of the top of her dress while her hands are full…

Nice of her to bring her mum along with her!

Don’t be fooled my all me makeup and hair. That’s me mum behind me.

Did Jerry Hall make a deal with the devil?!?!