1. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    “Don’t turn around. Bilbo is looking for some non-hobbit ass.”

  2. The woman in the background can be nothing other than British.

  3. Raoul

    Stand back! That jaw is about to unhinge!

  4. If you want me to sign it Catherine Tyldesley, then you’re going to have to spell Catherine Tyldesley.

  5. Frank The Duck

    “So that’s four shrimp cocktails, two New Yorks medium and two Polynesian Chickens, have I got that right?”

  6. hmm

    Needs more makeup.

  7. tlmck

    There is something different about Jane Seymour here.

  8. I think this is a before/after shot. They just forgot the bar down the middle.

  9. lily

    wayyyy too much make up, she looks like a clown

  10. “Orange whip? Orange whip? 3 orange whips!”

  11. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Looks like they forgot to photoshop the words “Before” and “After” above both of the faces.

  12. mbcl

    “umm i forgot, how do I spell my name again ?”

  13. unbelievable

    “why the long face?”

  14. The rest of you wait right here. I’m going to go pull those two yummy tits out of the top of her dress while her hands are full…

  15. Nice of her to bring her mum along with her!

  16. Bigalkie

    Don’t be fooled my all me makeup and hair. That’s me mum behind me.

  17. squishy

    Did Jerry Hall make a deal with the devil?!?!

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