1. bethy

    I would cry too.

  2. Deacon Jones

    “…my eyess….are sinking into….my FEET”

  3. KungFu Panda

    She always looks like she’s trying to hold back a shit.

  4. That was a lob

    the JAWS robot

  5. GLT

    Y’know, at this point I think she should just stop smiling altogether. It’s really not working out for her.

  6. Oh Hi Andre, Me I’m doing great since you left, just great…

  7. bird

    Apparently Colgate doesn’t work for shit.

  8. Bionic_Crouton

    Kathleen Turner is looking better.

  9. Emma Watson's Vagina

    upset over his son’ MS. Ozzy decided to have a sex change opperation.

  10. Oz Matters

    Matthew 7:6

  11. tlmck

    Are those beads or little eyeballs she has collected?

  12. EricLr

    Two weeks.

  13. mbcl

    If you look directly at her your eyes dry up and fall out, then they are added to her trophy necklace.

  14. “So, Brooke, what is your reaction to the news that Tom Cruise’s wife is divorcing him…???”

  15. Rambone

    You can’t disguise yourself, Fabio! I’d know your masculine jawline anywhere.

  16. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    She’s no longer a brook. We got a full blown stream here, if not a river.

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