1. Just hanging out in my jorts eating soup.

  2. j/k


  3. Can’t somebody get to the bottom of this man’s plaid attraction?

  4. Mr. Hoffman is trying the new Hollywood stay in shape secret of eating nothing but soup while doing crunches.

  5. Frank The Duck

    “My bigboy clothes are in the wash”

  6. wheeeeeeee

    Baby Huey loves to get out every once in a while to eat fresh soup.

  7. He hasn’t moved in three weeks. Or changed. So whatever caption I wrote three weeks ago, just use that.

  8. The Pope

    He’s eating. Shocker.

  9. Jack


  10. Heffe

    I’ll bet he dabs his forehead with a napkin between bites. Eating should not make you break a sweat, piggy.

  11. Who gives a shit. This guy can act. Before the Devil Knows you’re Dead was amazing. Props

    • I WANT to like him but I’m still pissed that he beat out Joaquin Phoenix for the Oscar (when Joaquin was up for “Walk the Line” – god I loved that movie)

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    When diners leave the restaurant,Philip Seymour Hoffman finishes what they leave behind.

  13. cc

    The kneehat is in this year.

  14. Coyote

    I never knew his legs did not reach the ground

  15. WSack


  16. I thought she was dating the ginger one from sex and the city

  17. MILF

    That’s nice of him to let Peter Dinklage take a nap on his right knee.

  18. Inner Retard

    Have to hurry with lunch. Dinner is about to start.

  19. mbcl

    SLUUUUUUUURP “mmmmm a big piece of potato” SLUUUUUUUURP

  20. EricLr

    Is that his daughter or his soon-to-be accuser?

  21. “Seymour, all you can eat is an option, not a requirement.”

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