1. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    Did Sarah Jessica Parker sink this low? When the hell did this happen?

  2. I think he thinks he has taken her hostage with his finger gun.

  3. j/k

    Every episode of CSI Miami started just like this.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Move: Caps Lock

  5. Raoul

    It’s sad that he fakes hostage situations to pick up blind girls. Clever, but sad.

  6. What’s the matter golddigger? Couldn’t find a young, sane, celebrity to fuck?

  7. It was love at first neigh.

  8. Great White Pygmy

    Buseyism #882
    Fingers Are Rectal Triggers!

  9. The Pope

    Somebody needs to tell her that he doesn’t have that much money. And somebody needs to tell him that she isn’t that hot.

  10. Someone should the names Robert Blake and Phil Spector to her.

  11. bigalkie

    We met at a Captain and Tennile reunion.

  12. “And after I’m dead, she’s going to have me stuffed just like she did her horse. What? That wasn’t you? Who’s the one that stuffed her horse? I thought she was my girlfriend!”

  13. El Jefe

    90% of men his age would kill to have this girl so I have no criticisms.

    • I gotta agree, El Jefe. Gary is 5 years older than I am and personally I think she’s hot! Probably a little more than a half-bubble off plumb, but hot nonetheless.

  14. nutterbutter


  15. He just keeps her around so he can watch point break on her five head.

  16. georgiagirl515

    Me Gary, this horse face.

  17. Heffe

    Rules for dating younger women: half your age + 7. You’re way out of bounds, Busey. Somewhere, some young man has to fap it tonight because you broke the rules.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    True love?…or Stockholm syndrome… You decide.

  19. Faith+1

    She kinda of reminds me of Amanda Seyfried , mated with a seal.

  20. myslinky

    He wanted someone with the same smile

  21. Inner Retard

    I’m hitting that!! Just don’t tell her. Pez?

  22. “This is my girlfriend, Steffanie…we met at the pharmacy and take the same dosage of Thorazine!”

  23. mbcl

    “She loves me for ME … not my money !”

  24. tlmck

    “Your move Nolte.”

  25. EricLr

    So, which one’s with crazy?

  26. Did he look for a girlfriend with teeth as big as his?

  27. “I pwedge awwegiance to the fwag…”

  28. Rambone

    That’s right, 20 Slim Jims, a carton of Kools, and a case of Old Milwaukee’s Best or I throw her to the marmots!

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