Did Sarah Jessica Parker sink this low? When the hell did this happen?
I think he thinks he has taken her hostage with his finger gun.
Every episode of CSI Miami started just like this.
Move: Caps Lock
It’s sad that he fakes hostage situations to pick up blind girls. Clever, but sad.
What’s the matter golddigger? Couldn’t find a young, sane, celebrity to fuck?
It was love at first neigh.
Fingers Are Rectal Triggers!
Somebody needs to tell her that he doesn’t have that much money. And somebody needs to tell him that she isn’t that hot.
Someone should the names Robert Blake and Phil Spector to her.
We met at a Captain and Tennile reunion.
“And after I’m dead, she’s going to have me stuffed just like she did her horse. What? That wasn’t you? Who’s the one that stuffed her horse? I thought she was my girlfriend!”
90% of men his age would kill to have this girl so I have no criticisms.
I gotta agree, El Jefe. Gary is 5 years older than I am and personally I think she’s hot! Probably a little more than a half-bubble off plumb, but hot nonetheless.
Bullshit that’s Amanda Seyfreid… RUN BUSEY! BEFORE SHE STUFFS YOU WITH SAWDUST AND WEARS YOUR TEETH AS A NECKLACE!!!
He just keeps her around so he can watch point break on her five head.
Me Gary, this horse face.
Rules for dating younger women: half your age + 7. You’re way out of bounds, Busey. Somewhere, some young man has to fap it tonight because you broke the rules.
I’m pretty sure that “rule” is from the Nation of Islam.
True love?…or Stockholm syndrome… You decide.
She kinda of reminds me of Amanda Seyfried , mated with a seal.
He wanted someone with the same smile
I’m hitting that!! Just don’t tell her. Pez?
“This is my girlfriend, Steffanie…we met at the pharmacy and take the same dosage of Thorazine!”
“She loves me for ME … not my money !”
“Your move Nolte.”
So, which one’s with crazy?
Did he look for a girlfriend with teeth as big as his?
“I pwedge awwegiance to the fwag…”
That’s right, 20 Slim Jims, a carton of Kools, and a case of Old Milwaukee’s Best or I throw her to the marmots!
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Gary Busey with his girlfriend Steffanie Sampson in Malibu. (July 9, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN