1. George Hamilton in his new role as “Possum Man”

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    When he was young everybody was that colour. That’s why they call it the bronze age.

  3. Raoul

    “Now stop screwing around and get my car!”

  4. Cock Dr

    MOOBS

  5. “Mario, why do you insist on greeting me with an industrial leaf blower?”

  6. tlmck

    “My eyes are up here Mario.”

  7. Sheppy

    George isn’t look nearly orange enough!

  8. Bonky

    Well, he’s gone beyond tanned, he’s bleached !

  9. bigalkie

    Then the was this time that I jumped 32 sharks

  10. Jack

    “Listen, I just need about half a quart of your blood, and I’ll be fine. Whaddaya say?”

  11. Lord Invader

    “Cabana boys these days just don’t know you to cup them gently like your generation did. And that’s why I quit going to the beach.”

  12. looks like the Gay blade has come out of the closet.

  13. cc

    What would Olympia Dukakis have to say to Mario Lopez?

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    “So George, When will you be removing the stick up your ass?”

  15. Kojak

    “From neck to below i have Lindsay Lohan’s body…”

  16. Luci Fehrman

    Looks like the audition for Nittany Liars: The Jerry Sandusky Story…sorry, too late?!?

  17. EricLr

    Just two big fans of “Zorro: The Gay Blade” hanging out.

  18. mbcl

    “So your technique involves cupping the balls ?”

  19. myslinky

    ” Im still in it with Ritz crackers they just dont know it, wanna buy a sleeve ?! just one sleeve, come on man help guy out “

  20. squishy

    “I just admire Cowell’s form so much, I had to have it!!”

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