George Hamilton in his new role as “Possum Man”
When he was young everybody was that colour. That’s why they call it the bronze age.
“Now stop screwing around and get my car!”
“Mario, why do you insist on greeting me with an industrial leaf blower?”
Thread ends with a landscaper comment. Brilliant!
“My eyes are up here Mario.”
George isn’t look nearly orange enough!
Well, he’s gone beyond tanned, he’s bleached !
Then the was this time that I jumped 32 sharks
“Listen, I just need about half a quart of your blood, and I’ll be fine. Whaddaya say?”
“Cabana boys these days just don’t know you to cup them gently like your generation did. And that’s why I quit going to the beach.”
looks like the Gay blade has come out of the closet.
What would Olympia Dukakis have to say to Mario Lopez?
“Make that ala carte!”
“So George, When will you be removing the stick up your ass?”
“From neck to below i have Lindsay Lohan’s body…”
Looks like the audition for Nittany Liars: The Jerry Sandusky Story…sorry, too late?!?
Just two big fans of “Zorro: The Gay Blade” hanging out.
“So your technique involves cupping the balls ?”
” Im still in it with Ritz crackers they just dont know it, wanna buy a sleeve ?! just one sleeve, come on man help guy out “
“I just admire Cowell’s form so much, I had to have it!!”
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