superficial

  1. You go Ted Nugent!

  2. Mcdoubler

    the little boy is debating on whether to waste his first boner on this or wait it out for something better.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    There’s never a naked Comanche around when you need one

  4. I need her to join my naked posse.

  5. mamamiasweetpeaches

    its always the people you DONT wanna see naked

  6. And the entire crowd was entertained, except for older people, younger people, straight people, gay people, men, women, humans, and animals.

  7. Contusion

    On the bright side, if they have kids together and they ask them what they want to be when they grow up, anything they say is a step up from this.

  8. Sheppy

    Hang on a second, they’re not naked.

  9. Man as much as this pains me, I think he has the better ass.

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    With the heat this summer, they are just called “Texans”.

  11. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Really?! This has now made it to TheSuperficial?

  12. contusion

    Little People, Big City.

  13. Inner Retard

    Someone give them a dictionary to look up the word ‘naked’.

  14. mbcl

    their going off to make some cowbabies.

  15. O'chunt

    False advertising in action.

  16. EricLr

    Summertime love.

  17. False fucking adverising. They’re not naked. Drop trou right now, Lady!

  18. I hauled ass to get here and these two idiots are the entire parade?

  19. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    Always nice to know that a village’s idiot isn’t going to spend their life alone.

  20. Raaaaaaaa

    not so much naked cowgirl as half-naked cowoldlady

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