Remember Melissa, the secret to looking slim is hanging out with people who are fatter than you. Now, go find Jessica Simpson.
The Green Gobbler
“Alright Melissa. We’re going to cast you as a fat, obnoxious faux lesbian that acts like she doesnt give a fuck about men because none of them will sleep with you.”
When did Scarjo die her hair?!
You can see the bicycle crying!
Women this size should never wear their hair in a Sumo bun.
OMG I almost peed on myself.
I suspect you’d have a lot more thumbs up but the buttons aren’t working at the moment.
If your gunt is bigger than your breasts, you might be a redn…no wait, you’re just grossly fat.
I prefer the term vagomach.
If Adele is already 7 months pregnant, then this chick must be like…31 months pregnant.
Holy heart attacks
To think she is related to Jenny McCarthy.
First cousins.. I smell an adoption
His left arm is beginning to succumb to her gravitational pull.
Poor woman…i really like her but she isnt going to live long morbidly obese like this
The Heat…oh geez, I hope they are referring to the temperature between the thighs.
“They see me rollin’ they be running out of the way in fear!”
When did Rick Moranis come out of retirement?
“Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.”
good to see Stephen Hawking up and about
In order to stand in ‘the heat’ they had to get her out of the kitchen.
…or get her to push herself away from the dining room table.
Surely there’s been a misprint: ON should have been ATE, yes?
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Melissa McCarthy on the set of The Heat in Boston. (July 9, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN