1. Matt Lauer

    Remember Melissa, the secret to looking slim is hanging out with people who are fatter than you. Now, go find Jessica Simpson.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The Green Gobbler

  3. Deacon Jones

    “Alright Melissa. We’re going to cast you as a fat, obnoxious faux lesbian that acts like she doesnt give a fuck about men because none of them will sleep with you.”

  4. When did Scarjo die her hair?!

  5. You can see the bicycle crying!

  6. Women this size should never wear their hair in a Sumo bun.

  7. If your gunt is bigger than your breasts, you might be a redn…no wait, you’re just grossly fat.

  8. Contusion


  9. The Pope

    If Adele is already 7 months pregnant, then this chick must be like…31 months pregnant.

  10. bigalkie

    Holy heart attacks

  11. El Jefe

    To think she is related to Jenny McCarthy.

  12. Heffe

    His left arm is beginning to succumb to her gravitational pull.

  13. lily

    Poor woman…i really like her but she isnt going to live long morbidly obese like this

  14. cc

    The Heat…oh geez, I hope they are referring to the temperature between the thighs.

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    “They see me rollin’ they be running out of the way in fear!”

  16. Matty

    When did Rick Moranis come out of retirement?

  17. tlmck

    “Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.”

  18. good to see Stephen Hawking up and about

  19. mbcl

    In order to stand in ‘the heat’ they had to get her out of the kitchen.

  20. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    Surely there’s been a misprint: ON should have been ATE, yes?

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