HE takes the escalator?
Why doesnt he just wear a black trash bag in public?
Just got cast in that Chaz Bono biopic
As the before or after?
So much for the diet.
Is he hung like a Shetland pony or does he have Peter Dinklage in his shorts?
$50 says it’s a liter bottle of YooHoo
the breasts suggest enlarged, saggy body parts are his norm
He may be such a fat slob that he actually somehow takes the escalator even when he’s outdoors and wearing his workout gear…but Minka Kelly would kill for his ankles.
Are sandals with black socks considered “workout gear” now?
for him – yes
Love the black socks and slip ons … what is he a white rapper now?
Is Joaquin Phoenix pretending he’s crazy again?
The girl reflected in the glass is astonished at what a lard ass he is.
He looks like a roadie for the Indigo Girls
Yep that’s the secret to losing weight. Take the escalator.
Nah, don’t worry about putting any shoes on or anything…
He’s getting into character for his next movie. Ghost Busters 3 as the “Stay Puff Marshmallow Man”
Nike: Just… Screw It, I’m hungry.
Nike is pissed and wants their merchandise back Hill!!!
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