1. HE takes the escalator?

  2. Deacon Jones

    Why doesnt he just wear a black trash bag in public?

  3. Just got cast in that Chaz Bono biopic

  4. vgrly

    So much for the diet.

  5. Is he hung like a Shetland pony or does he have Peter Dinklage in his shorts?

  6. The Pope

    He may be such a fat slob that he actually somehow takes the escalator even when he’s outdoors and wearing his workout gear…but Minka Kelly would kill for his ankles.

  7. Buddy The Elf

    Love the black socks and slip ons … what is he a white rapper now?

  8. Is Joaquin Phoenix pretending he’s crazy again?

  9. cc

    The girl reflected in the glass is astonished at what a lard ass he is.

  10. He looks like a roadie for the Indigo Girls

  11. tlmck

    Yep that’s the secret to losing weight. Take the escalator.

  12. EricLr

    Nah, don’t worry about putting any shoes on or anything…

  13. BostonBruin

    He’s getting into character for his next movie. Ghost Busters 3 as the “Stay Puff Marshmallow Man”

  14. OedipusFlex

    Nike: Just… Screw It, I’m hungry.

  15. squishy

    Nike is pissed and wants their merchandise back Hill!!!

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