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  1. The Old Man

    Why, yes, this does remind me of Camilla.

  2. “This smells like horse mea… CAMILA NOOOOO!!!”

  3. “Spotted dick, indeed!”

  4. Raoul

    Guy behind him: “Omigodomigod! He’s going to eat it! He’s going to eat my shit pâté!

  5. Deacon Jones

    “Magnificent scent….I do say, quite magnificent. What is it?”

    “It’s Gwyneyth Paltrow’s morning shit.”

    {SNIFFFFF} “Quite, quite magnificent.”

  6. Cock Dr

    Where’s his taster?

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    CSI: Windsor

  8. “Yes, yes, I believe you when you say it’s been cured. But of what, I ask?”

  9. “…and you say Welsh people eat this shit? and you said Welsh is a kind of people?”

  10. Smoked Bantu! Just the way the Grandmum Elizabeth brought back from Kenya. How I miss those Colonial days.

  11. Contusion

    “Mother?”

  12. Contusion

    Honey, I shrunk the heirs to the throne.

  13. The Pope

    “Food on a stick?! What do they think I am? An American?!”

  14. Bonky

    Fifty years and I’m still doing this shit. FUCK MY LIFE !

  15. Buddy The Elf

    “If it tastes like chicken then why cant we just eat chicken?”

  16. RobN

    Having been to Wales, I can say that giving the food a good close look is always a good idea.

  17. cc

    A Wales specialty…braised liverwurst on a stick.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    “Butt Cheese?… Smells delicious!..”.

  19. Mike Walker

    He just plucked that out of his nose.

  20. tlmck

    “If I eat this mummy will be cross with me…”

  21. mbcl

    ” sigh … once England ruled the world “

  22. EricLr

    So this is what your “food” looks like without servants to pre-digest it for you? Jolly fascinating!

  23. The toothpick he’s holding is longer than his reign as king will be…if and when Mommy ever actually kicks the Royal bucket!

  24. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    “Looks like lizard. Shall I eat my brethren?”

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