Ron Jeremy at DBA nightclub in West Hollywood. (June 30, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Hedgehog doesn’t need a sharpie to write shit above a woman’s boobs.
“Hedgehog” — Isn’t that Latin for “Fucking Smelly-Assed Pig”?
Now you’re just fucking with me, Photo Boy! Aren’t you?
Glad to see Courtney’s a fan of the Hedgehog.
How bad of a father do you have to be to have your daughter end up getting her boob signed by Ron Jeremy in a bar in West Hollywood?
If he isn’t dead of shame yet, we can ask Michael Lohan.
“Now remember, I was promised a meatball parm sub in exchange for this…”
Who wouldn’t want their tit signed by him? He’s a legend.
I wouldn’t want to be within a foot of him, much less have skin to skin contact.
Autograph? No, this isn’t a marker, it’s an epi-pen…you’ll need to see a doctor soon for what I infected you with just by breathing the same air as me.
Has anyone ever explained the concept of hygiene to this guy?
DBA Nightclub: Death By Aids?
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