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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Brigitte probably misses Flavor Flav right about now.

  2. “Pepper, sir?”
    “TO THE END of the dish is fine, thank you.”

  3. Great White Pygmy

    I just love Hell’s Kitchen and Master Chef Mister Ramsey,

  4. Dolph has a master’s degree in chemical engineering, speaks five languages fluently, has a genius IQ, and still looks that good in his middle age.

    So fuck you haters.

  5. byron821

    Well, he certainly LOOKS smart in this picture

  6. “I must break you” he says to the pepper mill.

  7. A Realist

    “This steak is raw, you fucking donkey!! Do it again!”
    “Yes, Chef Ramsey!”

  8. JimBB

    If he cries, he cries.

  9. “Now, there is too much pepper on my paprikash.”

  10. He’s not human. He’s like a piece of wood.

  11. This guy is a fucking badass.

  12. “I defeat all man. Soon I defeat real champion. But first, salad.”

  13. Ken

    *Click back 4 frames*
    *Click ahead 4 frames*
    *Click back 4 frames*
    *Cup chin in hand*
    “Hmmmm….”

  14. donkeylicks

    “When I said that my penis was the size of a pepper-mill, I didn’t really expect that I should have to prove it.”
    “Quit Stalling.”

  15. Said it before, and I’ll say it again. Still would. Always will.

  16. “So, when I was still a young man, I…”
    “Mr. Lundgren, what are you doing?”
    “I was speaking into the microphone.”
    “Mr. Lundgren, that’s not a microphone, it’s a pepper mill.”
    Oh.

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