1. dontkillthemessenger

    Here young lad, don’t knock the bitch up.

  2. Jim

    At first I thought that was Woody Allen.

  3. “You were supposed to take the bloody condom wrapper off!”

  4. “Mr.Beiber. Here is a condom… Now, before you have sex with any more young women,I want you to take this orally and choke yourself.”

  5. Sleuth – one of the best movies ever. With Lawrence Olivier. And he played a badass in Mona Lisa. Great, great actor.

  6. They make gummy vaginas now?

  7. “Rubbers? I don’t need any bloody rubbers. I’m 81 years old. I’ve been shooting dust for years!”

  8. “Here, young man, eat these. Your breath is terribly offensive.”

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