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  1. Mr. Wahlberg!!! As you can see, I’m an aviator. Can you give me some tips on how it should really go down if a bunch of A-rabs storm my cockpit?

  2. JC

    Viele Grüße an deine Mutter, Herr Whalberg!

  3. you are an asshat

    Excluding Barney Rubble, Papa Smurf and Napoleon. Theres actually someone shorter than Marky Mark?

  4. Caption: Mark Wahlberg explains to German fan how Wahlberg would have won WW II single-handed:

    “If Hitler threatened my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in the Reichschancellor’s office and then me saying, ‘OK, the war is over and Hitler is dead, don’t worry.’”

  5. Mr. Wahlberg, it’s my mother…she wants to say “Hi”.”

  6. “Say hi to your Fuhrer for me.”

  7. JimBB

    I am last member of German Marky Mark fan club!

  8. donkeylicks

    “All I’m saying is had I been here on 11-9… That wall would have come down differently.”

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