“Mr. Sutherland, please stop head-butting my vagina and screaming ‘WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?’ I work for you, remember?”
“If you’re running from Jack Bauer, you’re already dead!”
“Too right, sir, but you’re not Jack Bauer, you’re just a drunken celebrity.”
He’s diffused 9 Jägerbombs and the sun isn’t even up yet.
In the new porn “24 Inches,” Jack Blower has 24 hours to gobble 24 inches of dick or the terrorists win.
I would have also accepted “Jack Bangher”
TOTALLY SOBER Kiefer Sutherland in London.
This man is to alcohol what Charlie Sheen is to cocaine.
“Heyyyy you guys can’t do this to meeee….don’tcha know my Dad is…is the Prezdent of PANEM? So fuuuuck you.”
Keifer Sutherland, seen here being helped out of his limo by your local mayoral candidate and his personal assistant…
When they shut 24 down, it wasn’t because of the ratings.
They couldn’t keep him sober. I guess nothing’s changed
over the last 5 years.
C’mon, Mr. Sutherland, let’s get you to your room.
Too late, I’ll pay to clean your seats…and the carpet…and the ceiling…and your driver’s dry cleaning bill…I also took a dump in your glove box, but that one’s on you.
“It’s just another version of the Heimlich maneuver.”
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Kiefer Sutherland in London. (June 26, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News