Sir Richard Branson with his daughter Holly Branson in the Royal Box on day 7 of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships in London. (July 1, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
“You’re faithful to mum aren’t you?”
You were joking about your will right?
“They named a town in Missouri after me, you know.”
“I don’t think….”
“Only have to pretend he’s funny for a while longer”
“Wash my own dishes??!!” “Dear girl…I haven’t even used a plate in 10 years. My food is spoon fed to me by a chimp I paid very much to train. Wash my own dishes…I needed a good laugh today.”
Richard Branson climaxing in public just because he can.
“That rocket ship business, Daddy… You didn’t use any of my trust fund for that, did you?”
“I want to work with you. Do you have a position for me?”
“Yes. Kneel in front of me and make this expression. I’ll take it from there.”
“And then he said ‘please don’t kill me, I have children’, but Elon wanted the pelt, and you know how much he loves to show off around Bill.”
Doesn’t Holly know that it’s her job as an heiress to whore around like Paris Hilton? Where’s the sex tape? Where’s the reality show? The upskirts? Get with the program, young lady.
“No, seriously Dad, that’s what minimum wage is!”
Showing his daughter his “O” face. That’s one close family.
Daddy? Do you think I’m pretty?
“Daddy, what does minimum wage mean?”
“Dad, you really ought to go get those molars looked at…”
The richer you are, the more you can afford to look like a jackass in public. Literally.
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