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  1. Cock Dr

    Officer, he just went right in & pulled her off the stripper pole.

  2. the hoff's brain

    Hold it right there – the dooky will ooze right down your leg without staining your Armanis

  3. It had to be said

    Looks like he put Pam in a time machine and got back a slutty version of the Tool Time girl.

  4. KC

    This asshole is so full of himself he about to explode.

  5. Trail Mix

    Now with kung-fu grip.

  6. Deacon Jones

    (…..THAT’S where the gerbil from last night went….shit)

  7. Siloporcen7

    What’s that on her foot?

  8. Guess we know where the popsicle went.

  9. Sir-rough-a-lot

    When I get to 50ish i will be able to bang 20 year olds? The future looks promising. I was worry for nothing…

  10. Holy crap! That’s not Hasselhoff, that’s evil Robot Hasselhoff. Am I the only one seeing this? The real Hasselhoff is in danger!

  11. last

    Wow, Carrie Underwood looks like crap.

  12. oermens

    Is he remaking the video for “Jizz in my pants” ?

  13. Do_Freebird

    So it’s true that hot blondes love to have really, really drunk guys projectile vomit on their heads.

  14. Monch Jose

    Hoff must have sobered up for a brief moment and realized that he once had a career on television.

  15. J-Dizzle

    Goin down the red carpet you take my hand and I Jizz In My Pants!

  16. dee_bird

    Not judging, but it looks like you are screencapping the opening to Tosh.0 these days.

  17. Ismoss

    Damn those Japanese they will make a robot of anything.

  18. dmbishop

    KITT!!! Get me out of here!

  19. Zombie Jesse Owens

    Domo Arigato
    Mr. Douche Hass-o
    Domo
    Domo.

  20. Brian

    Isn’t one of his daughters named Hayley

  21. tlmck

    That check had better clear grandpa!

  22. Carson

    DOES NOT HOFFPUTE!

  23. Arzach

    -”Remember the 80′s when only the losers did the robot…wait! “-

  24. DeucePickle

    I think it goes without saying that on the back of his jacket it says “Don’t Hassle the Hoff”

  25. Eddie

    Somebody should have told him, you’re not supposed to inject botox up your ass using an ejaculating dildo.

  26. “so folks i shall now reveal the face i make when i get oral sex from this lady here”

  27. Jovy

    Why the fuck is this guy always on the front page? ALWAYS? Fish is gay and has a giant mancrush on hoff.

  28. “I could while away the hours, conferrin’ with the flowers, consultin’ with the rain…”

  29. The Critical Crassness

    Geez, the Hoff is really slipping in the girls department. Now he has to resort to dating Jay Leno look-a-likes in blonde wigs…

  30. dontlooknow

    She must be a rocket scientist. Or, a Christian Scientist. Whichever, we know she must very intelligent ‘cuz she’s hitched her wagon to a star!

  31. Angela

    I loves cheezeburgers and blonde muppets.

  32. Steelerchick

    I said blow me like this !!!!

  33. arnieblackblack

    Yucky dah !

  34. Twilight81

    Christopher Reeves seems just as surprised that he’s alive – and walking – as we are.

  35. Brennan Haley

    Somebody put my Barbie and Ken in the frigging microwave – AGAIN!

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