David Hasselhoff and his girlfriend Hayley Roberts at the premiere of Larry Crowne in London. (June 7, 2011)
Officer, he just went right in & pulled her off the stripper pole.
Hold it right there – the dooky will ooze right down your leg without staining your Armanis
Looks like he put Pam in a time machine and got back a slutty version of the Tool Time girl.
This asshole is so full of himself he about to explode.
Now with kung-fu grip.
(…..THAT’S where the gerbil from last night went….shit)
What’s that on her foot?
Guess we know where the popsicle went.
When I get to 50ish i will be able to bang 20 year olds? The future looks promising. I was worry for nothing…
Holy crap! That’s not Hasselhoff, that’s evil Robot Hasselhoff. Am I the only one seeing this? The real Hasselhoff is in danger!
Wow, Carrie Underwood looks like crap.
comments like these are so tired. yawn
Is he remaking the video for “Jizz in my pants” ?
So it’s true that hot blondes love to have really, really drunk guys projectile vomit on their heads.
Hoff must have sobered up for a brief moment and realized that he once had a career on television.
Goin down the red carpet you take my hand and I Jizz In My Pants!
Not judging, but it looks like you are screencapping the opening to Tosh.0 these days.
Damn those Japanese they will make a robot of anything.
KITT!!! Get me out of here!
Mr. Douche Hass-o
Isn’t one of his daughters named Hayley
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