1. It had to be said

    If Red doesn’t look where his penis is going he’s not REALLY gay . . .

  2. JPC

    Oh, blue hair!!! She’s so original and edgy…

  3. She’s wearing Rorschach’s mask like a skirt. Her mood: whorey, with a chance of golden showers.

  4. Ted Turner

    Looks like Anderson Cooper has finally found a way to discreetly bang a dude.

  5. dee_bird

    Limecat FTW!

  6. chainsawbuzzkill

    Anthony Michael Hall must be hard up for cash if he’s working as Gaga’s bodyguard.

  7. BigDaddy

    That’s one ugly man.

  8. welldoneson

    Gaga will be playing Rei Ayanami in the upcoming live action remake of Neon Genesis Evangelion. The biggest challenge facing the cast will be fitting into those skin tight plug suits. Not many folks are as slim AND robust as cartoon characters, but Lady Gaga comes close.

    And she’s alien technology. Gives her some insight into the character.

  9. cc

    It states explicitly in her bodyguard’s contract ‘Prevent acts of sodomy’.

  10. MrsWrong

    The ginge can smell her vag

  11. Your roots are showing, and I’m not referring to a surprise visit by Madonna.

  12. Brennan Haley

    Kuato from the new TOTAL RECALL says “Get your ass to Mars!”

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