superficial

  1. Hugh Gentry

    “I hope they can’t see the vile of Gin I hid up Mr. Bojangles bum. I need something to wash down my pills!”

  2. whiskeyafternoon

    Mr. Smoogles likes scotch too, doesn’t he? *smooch*

  3. slein

    Man I must have been drunk this morning. I seem to have put my pants on backwards.

    • Paula Abdul

      You’re not REALLY drunk until you try to take your pants off over your head. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve done that… Oh, I do? Never mind.

  4. Jenny with a Y

    “We’ve swapped Paula’s bottle of gin for this small dog. Let’s see if she notices!”

  5. fap

    This is the dog whose cavities she uses to smuggle drugs through airports. Show some respect, people – it’s poop time.

  6. Milf

    ish jus’a li’l shnack fer layyyyyyyterrrrrr…

  7. MC Skat Kat

    Her jeans are totally Krossed Out!

  8. Zombie Jesse Owens

    Straight up? Well, no.

  9. High Rolla

    Wow. Opposites really do attract.

  10. This right here is what they meant with the saying, “A picture is worth a thousand words.”

  11. fartbucket

    Those brownies were gooOOOOoood.

  12. cc

    Yesh, shir, can you shows me the way totheliqour tore? Whatsh? It doesn’t open for 2 hoursh?

  13. slim

    is she going to drink the cat?

  14. He’s been her protection ever since MC Skat Kat flipped on her.

  15. MellyMel

    Um…has anybody told her that’s not just fuzzy Vicodin she’s carrying around?

  16. MrsWrong

    thats her seeing-straight dog…his name is Seacrest

  17. Colin

    Pay no attention to the man… err dog… behind the curtain

  18. The Critical Crassness

    Seagram’s has some very unusual bottles in their “Collector’s Series” This one looks exactly like a dog.

  19. cc

    A wineskin that looks like a dog! Perfect!

  20. sexyman48

    That’s actually the same dog from the Peter Dinklage photo. It’s all perspective.

  21. Steelerchick

    Stoned??

  22. Big_Mike

    It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!

  23. Brennan Haley

    I think Paula’s going to keep that dog’s bum shut until she can find another girl and a cup.

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