“I hope they can’t see the vile of Gin I hid up Mr. Bojangles bum. I need something to wash down my pills!”
It would have been funny if you only knew how to spell “vial.”
And when she needs to get the gin out of his bum, she sings, “Mr. Bojangles…Mr. Bojangles…dance.”
Mr. Smoogles likes scotch too, doesn’t he? *smooch*
Man I must have been drunk this morning. I seem to have put my pants on backwards.
You’re not REALLY drunk until you try to take your pants off over your head. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve done that… Oh, I do? Never mind.
“We’ve swapped Paula’s bottle of gin for this small dog. Let’s see if she notices!”
This is the dog whose cavities she uses to smuggle drugs through airports. Show some respect, people – it’s poop time.
ish jus’a li’l shnack fer layyyyyyyterrrrrr…
Her jeans are totally Krossed Out!
Dayum, a what `92 reference! +1
Straight up? Well, no.
well, yes…thats how she takes her martinis
Wow. Opposites really do attract.
This right here is what they meant with the saying, “A picture is worth a thousand words.”
Those brownies were gooOOOOoood.
Yesh, shir, can you shows me the way totheliqour tore? Whatsh? It doesn’t open for 2 hoursh?
is she going to drink the cat?
He’s been her protection ever since MC Skat Kat flipped on her.
Um…has anybody told her that’s not just fuzzy Vicodin she’s carrying around?
thats her seeing-straight dog…his name is Seacrest
Pay no attention to the man… err dog… behind the curtain
Seagram’s has some very unusual bottles in their “Collector’s Series” This one looks exactly like a dog.
A wineskin that looks like a dog! Perfect!
That’s actually the same dog from the Peter Dinklage photo. It’s all perspective.
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!
I think Paula’s going to keep that dog’s bum shut until she can find another girl and a cup.
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Paula Abdul in Beverly Hills. (June 6, 2011)