superficial

  1. Coyote

    I think I just peed my pants

  2. whiskeyafternoon

    i’m hoping the flashbulbs bring out the gray in my hair.

  3. internet police

    Christ, he’s so old. How is this guy playing Green Lantern?

  4. Dude is hung like a pornstar. Ten buck he can blow himself.

  5. cagster

    When did he morph into a middle aged French businessman? I’ll bet he’s even got those pointy European shoes.

  6. Turd Ferguson

    Doesn’t Van Wilder finally graduate next semester?

  7. cc

    Led Zeppelin did a song about this didn’t they?

  8. “Where all the Seacrest at?”

  9. cutthecrap

    dude, the more I look at him, the more stupid he looks with his beady little too close together eyes. Yikes

  10. hmna

    Bruce Campbell has lost weight.

  11. MrsWrong

    F the haters, Ryan…come to Momma!

  12. Sure ladies, he’s good looking, incredibly fit…by all accounts intelligent and funny…but that doesn’t change the fact he is still Canadian.

  13. Pebblz

    Daaayummm….George Dubya looks gooood…..

  14. Brennan Haley

    “Mmmm, that girl did taste like a peach. But now Sean is gobbling my cobbler.”

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